britney on will & grace

she was playing christian conservative Amber Louise from Alabama, all in all, i think we can still safely say she shouldn’t give up her day job… but the following line was the funniest on the entire episode (notwithstanding wanda sykes… nothing withstands wanda )

I’m not who you think I am. My real name is Peg. And I’m a hardcore lesbian. I’m into leather play, butch white girls, skunkin’, pullin’ the blinds, and poodle balling. Whatever you got, I’ll eat it, snort it, or ride it, baby.

i am very curious about ‘poodle balling’ and ‘pullin’ the blinds’……..so…….. if anyone has a clue what those terms mean….. thanks in advance for clu’ing ME in ??

britney on will & grace

she was playing christian conservative Amber Louise from Alabama, all in all, i think we can still safely say she shouldn’t give up her day job… but the following line was the funniest on the entire episode (notwithstanding wanda sykes… nothing withstands wanda )

I’m not who you think I am. My real name is Peg. And I’m a hardcore lesbian. I’m into leather play, butch white girls, skunkin’, pullin’ the blinds, and poodle balling. Whatever you got, I’ll eat it, snort it, or ride it, baby.

i am very curious about ‘poodle balling’ and ‘pullin’ the blinds’……..so…….. if anyone has a clue what those terms mean….. thanks in advance for clu’ing ME in ??

things to do this weekend:

try to login to the credit card rewards site (again!)
dispute a transaction (grrrr!)
pick up prescription
go to bank
vacuum, mop floors, laundry, etc!!
get my bs 8453 OL off to irs (what’s the point of online filing if you still have send in paper?)
visit mom in richmond (sat)
more f’ing weeding and gardening on sunday
put new bed together!
try to wash the jeep, already!!!!!!!!!

Moment of adversynergy zen: NASCAR-branded meat

To the long list of reasons why America is a totally awesome superpower, add this: NASCAR has launched a line of branded meat products. Hey, do they taste like gasoline, or crashed human flesh?

yummmmmmmmm……..appetizing! (not)

Find out here.

whiteout

amazing! joe will like this one

military sending mushroom cloud over Las Vega$ ??

apparently it’s so……..

The US military plans to detonate a 700 tonne explosive charge in a test called “Divine Strake” that will send a mushroom cloud over Las Vegas, a senior defense official said.
The test will take place during the first week of june… they’ve notified the russians and are trying to make sure las vegas is also aware. (i guess they told the russians first?)
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GOP hopeful’s photo of “peaceful Baghdad” was really Istanbul

Bloggers have caught Republican Congressional candidate Howard Kaloogian falsifying evidence of the success of the war in Iraq. Kaloogian posted a photo from “downtown Baghdad” showing how peaceful and calm things were there; bloggers investigated the photo and it was recognized as coming from a suburb of Istanbul — something that could be proved by comparing it to web-based photo-albums showing the intersection and the surrounding area.
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