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halloween candy codes

man.. i wish we had these when i was a kid.. this would have been our house (oh the shame!):

= Dentist………… to BE AVOIDED, kids! trust me.. i grew up with one.

Get All the Codes HERE
… make better choices!!

ha

i wonder…

.. is obama always composed and thoughtful in private?? or has he just ever had his… ‘O M F G….i can’t believe i am sitting here’ moment?!?

.. i think i would be having them incessantly.

SNL – Amy Poehler’s Sarah Palin Rap Lyrics

if ya’ll didn’t see this… it’s practically required. love-luv-LLOVE the lyrics!!
don’t b hatin’
Link to video

Weekend Update October 18th

one two three

my name is sarah palin you all know me
vice president nominee of the gop
gonna need your vote in the next election
can i get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
mccain got experience, mccain got style
but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
cause that smile be creepy
but when i be vp
all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me

how’s it go eskimo
(eskimos)
tell me what you know eskimo
(eskimos)
how you feel eskimo
(ice cold)
tell me tell me what you feel eskimo
(super cold)

i’m jeremiah wright cause tonight i’m the preacha
i got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacha
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between
in wasilla we just chill baby chilla
but when i see oil lets drill baby drill

my country tis a thee
from my porch i can see
russia and such

all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up

when i say ‘obama’ you say ‘ayers’
obama. (ayers) obama (ayers)
i built me a bridge – it ain’t goin’ nowhere.
(ohhh)

mccain, palin, gonna put the nail in the coffin
of the media elite
(she likes red meat)
shoot a mother-humpin moose, eight days of the week

[three gunshots]
now ya dead, now ya dead,
cause i’m an animal, and i’m bigger than you
holdin a shotgun walk in the pub
everybody party, we’re goin on a hunt
la la la la la la la la
[six gunshots]

yo i’m palin, i’m out!

ya know… on second glance.. she doesn’t look that happy

i’m a little confused….

so.. TnT came to town

… daughter, tori + her b/f, todd, just left. i am so amazed that we actually got to do everything on our combined lists ; ) :

* played wii until 2am after they got here fri nite!
* made a family breakfast
* tori’s haircut
* rented a pressure washer
* pressure washed the driveway, patio and left side of house – ha!
* returned pressure washer with 10 mins to spare
* picked up chinese
* rented a couple of wii games
* watched zohan
* todd watched the race and tori and i played wii
* we all fell asleep -ha!
* another breakfast
* more wii
* fun times at the lazy5 ranch!!
* the end.

they also pointed out a few, apparently esSENTial, things that i just don’t have (now that i am kidless):
* ketchup
* sugar
* jelly (apparently ‘that sugar-free-all-fruit crap’ doesn’t count)

roflmao………….. i miss them already ;(

september madness: